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Percakapan Dengan Cewek Matre
06-25-2012, 11:35 AM
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Percakapan Dengan Cewek Matre
Pada suatu hari seorang cowo ganteng ketemu cewe cantik di mall, saya nguping, ini pembicaraan mereka berdua.

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Cewek: Mas kerja dimana?
Cowok: Saya pemilik beberapa hotel di Jakarta dan Bali.
Cewek: (woow konglomerat nih !!) Mas tinggal dimana?
Cowok: Di pondok ndah golf view.
Cewek: (woow kereeen.. perumahan orang2 “the have” ) Pasti gede rumahnya ya ?
Cowok: Cuma 3000 m2
Cewek: Mas pasti mobilnya banyak ya?
Cowok: Cuma 5, ferrari, audi, mercy, bmw sama range rover.

Cewek: (ini cowo idamanku !! ) Mas punya istri?
Cowok: Belum…
Cewek: (wah enak juga jadi bini nya ) Mas merokok?
Cowok: Tidak.
Cewek: (Wah sehat nih ) Mas suka minuman keras?
Cowok: Tidak
Cewk: (wow cool ) Mas suka judi?
Cowok: Tidak.
Cewek: (wah halal nih rejekinya ) Mas suka main perempuan tau dugem gitu?
Cowok: Tidak.
Cewek: (sholeh banget nih cowo ) Hobbinya mas apa?
Cowok: bo’oooooong.



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06-25-2012, 12:37 PM
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RE: Percakapan Dengan Cewek Matre
wkwkwk...
musuh alaminya cwek matre nih.. ketawa
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06-25-2012, 12:38 PM
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RE: Percakapan Dengan Cewek Matre
gua pengen tau reaksi akhir tuh cewek, dengar hobbynya tuh cowok ngakak ngakak
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06-25-2012, 12:46 PM
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RE: Percakapan Dengan Cewek Matre
saya ganteng kk,thx bangga
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06-25-2012, 01:24 PM
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wkkwkwkkwkw ..afgan
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06-25-2012, 01:34 PM
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RE: Percakapan Dengan Cewek Matre
(06-25-2012 12:46 PM)linuxer46 Wrote:  saya ganteng kk,thx bangga



Masih gantengan ane om nuxer :P
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06-25-2012, 01:44 PM
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:ngkak ngakak ngakak ...endingy mna ne ngakak seneng
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06-26-2012, 03:42 AM
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RE: Percakapan Dengan Cewek Matre
numpang ngakak om
sama kaya yang diatas request ekspresi ceweknya dugem
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06-26-2012, 10:19 AM
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RE: Percakapan Dengan Cewek Matre
ngakak ngliat fto na
smakin dibuka tuh kotak, smakin kebuka pintu neraka
ngakak
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